What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What were the career paths of each member of "The Monkees" after the band disbanded? Did any of them have successful music careers?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

Goldfinger

Dr No

From Russia With Love

Why are men ridiculously delusional in the women they want/approach? I'm not a troll. This is a real question. Why does a fat, pot bellied, unkempt, balding, stupid (ergo poor) man, tell a woman above his league that she isn't hot enough for him?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.